Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!
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Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.
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When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book."
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Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and noone else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!
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Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.
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A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?"
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Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?
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Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
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God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
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Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow.
No, 35 children are more than enough!
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Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.
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When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book."
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Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and noone else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!
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Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.
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A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?"
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Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?
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Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
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God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
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Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow.
